Bitches

Bitches

Halloween is gonna ^be fun for this sailor

Halloween is gonna ^be fun for this sailor

Blaine just comes in like a G!!!

Tom Hiddleston…the SEXY SPONGEBOB!!!

Tom Hiddleston…the SEXY SPONGEBOB!!!

DOES ANYONE ELSE see it.

DOES ANYONE ELSE see it.

Dragneto might be the hottest thing ever.

Dragneto might be the hottest thing ever.

Oh Blaine how you steal my heart away!!! <3

Oh Blaine how you steal my heart away!!! <3

noodletastic:

red-sky:

simpleshenanigans:

#I just yelled WHAT THE FUCK I HATE YOU out loud

MR. FASSBENDER, WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK.
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE.
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW I AM UNABLE TO GET ANYTHING DONE BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FACE.
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO DO LAUNDRY OR GO GROCERY SHOPPING SINCE YOU DECIDED TO GRAB HOLD OF MY LADY PARTS AND NOT LET GO.
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW MY PARENTS THINK I’M IN HERE WATCHING PORN 24/7 BECAUSE STUPID PICTURES OF YOUR TERRIBLE FACE KEEP POPPING UP ON MY DASH AND CAUSE ME TO MAKE NOISES THAT SOUND LIKE CHEETAHS MATING IN THE WILD.
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW YOUR STUPID LOVE AFFAIR WITH JAMES MCAVOY IS ISOLATING ME FROM MY FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES.
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW YOU NEED TO STOP DESTROYING MY LIFE AND MY VAGINA. 
WE NEED TO TALK, MR. FASSBENDER. I’LL BE HERE ALL WEEK. IT’S NOT LIKE I HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THANKS TO YOU AND YOUR EXISTENCE.

Yes.

noodletastic:

red-sky:

simpleshenanigans:

#I just yelled WHAT THE FUCK I HATE YOU out loud


MR. FASSBENDER, WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK.

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE.

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW I AM UNABLE TO GET ANYTHING DONE BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FACE.

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO DO LAUNDRY OR GO GROCERY SHOPPING SINCE YOU DECIDED TO GRAB HOLD OF MY LADY PARTS AND NOT LET GO.

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW MY PARENTS THINK I’M IN HERE WATCHING PORN 24/7 BECAUSE STUPID PICTURES OF YOUR TERRIBLE FACE KEEP POPPING UP ON MY DASH AND CAUSE ME TO MAKE NOISES THAT SOUND LIKE CHEETAHS MATING IN THE WILD.

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW YOUR STUPID LOVE AFFAIR WITH JAMES MCAVOY IS ISOLATING ME FROM MY FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES.

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW YOU NEED TO STOP DESTROYING MY LIFE AND MY VAGINA.

WE NEED TO TALK, MR. FASSBENDER. I’LL BE HERE ALL WEEK. IT’S NOT LIKE I HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THANKS TO YOU AND YOUR EXISTENCE.

Yes.

CHEERS!!!

CHEERS!!!

My Netbook is FIXED!!! And whats the first thing I do…update and edit my Tumblr settings…SAD.